What In The World Were They Thinking?

I have no idea what would run through a person’s head to think this is a good idea.

My cousin is a cake decorator at a bakery and made this. Why someone would order it is beyond me? She posted it on facebook a week ago and I just had to share the hideousness. I think it’s a baby shower cake.

The black pearl necklace is nice. I just haven’t figured out what on earth those yellow things are?

Giant pasties?

And why are the nipples so… swirly?

This cake is wrong in so many ways.

That’s why I’ve submitted it to Cake Wrecks. If you want to see more disastrous cakes, it’s the place to go. It makes me laugh or just shake my head in confusion.